Yesterday afternoon, B.F.D (Belasco Funding Department) ruled to cut the budget in the coming months on the Beach Lifeguards. 'We are spending too much on them, nobody goes to the beach anymore and downtown Belasco is literally in flames' Commented Jenifer N. Santiago, head of funding. This is of course referring to the ongoing riots in Belasco central. Future budget changes also included decreasing taxes on vehicles with electric motors, and many other increases in budgets in Emergency services.
